My half brother and sister recently visited manila. Super excited ako because it's my first time to meet Gero (step). Siyempre, eto na naman ang Ang's tradition na beso-beso thing. Hindi lang isang cheek... Literal na cheek-to-cheek. Tsup-tsup, mwah mwah. I didn't know na pati sa Germany ganun din pala kahit lalaki sa lalaki. Nalaman ko lang yung thru Gero. Everytime na umuuwi sila kelangan ko i-ready ang sarili ko sa puyatan. Pero iba ngayon. Bukod sa puyatan, nosebleed pa. Gero only speaks Deutsch and French. Pero buti na lang he understands English and konting Tagalog. Barok english siya. So minsan Ate Gwen has to translate everything. I like Gero the very first time we met. Magaan loob ko sa kanya. Unang tanong ko sa kanya "nakakaintindi ka ba ng tagalog?" well nagulat ako at naintindihan naman nya. Sumagot agad ng "yeah, like pu*****na gutom na ako."
Pinakain siya ng exotic foods like balot, isaw and marami pang iba.
Btw, he's a very talented 19-year old boy. He can dance like Jabbawockeez. He dances with his cap. Galing.
He's gwapo, bad boy and chick boy. Ethel Booba even asked him to kiss her boobs and asked if she can touch his pututoy. Siyempre nagpahawak naman ang loko. When we went to Encore hinawakan pa yun wetpax niya ng lasing na lasing at nagwawalang si Bernadette Allison. Oh well, everything was so great. We went home sooo drunk almost everyday.
Super close na ata kami haha we even talked about his love life, smacking the sausage. Errrr sausage ang isa sa pinaka-main meal nila sa Germany.
Maiba naman, marami siyang natutunang bagong words like patay, panget, baho, pepe, pekpek, puke, flower, kain na, kulit-kulit nyo, bayad po, kuya para, ate (sa jollibee) pa-order ng betlog, spakolin mo betlog ko (meron kasi spa house sa kanto ng bahay nila sa Makati), etc. Even bisaya and kapampangan words pinatulan na niya.
At the same time, I learned a lot of German words din like:
Pinakain siya ng exotic foods like balot, isaw and marami pang iba.
Btw, he's a very talented 19-year old boy. He can dance like Jabbawockeez. He dances with his cap. Galing.
He's gwapo, bad boy and chick boy. Ethel Booba even asked him to kiss her boobs and asked if she can touch his pututoy. Siyempre nagpahawak naman ang loko. When we went to Encore hinawakan pa yun wetpax niya ng lasing na lasing at nagwawalang si Bernadette Allison. Oh well, everything was so great. We went home sooo drunk almost everyday.
Super close na ata kami haha we even talked about his love life, smacking the sausage. Errrr sausage ang isa sa pinaka-main meal nila sa Germany.
Maiba naman, marami siyang natutunang bagong words like patay, panget, baho, pepe, pekpek, puke, flower, kain na, kulit-kulit nyo, bayad po, kuya para, ate (sa jollibee) pa-order ng betlog, spakolin mo betlog ko (meron kasi spa house sa kanto ng bahay nila sa Makati), etc. Even bisaya and kapampangan words pinatulan na niya.
At the same time, I learned a lot of German words din like:
No is Nein
Stupid is Dumm
Asshole is Arschlock
Shit is Scheiße
Bullshit is sheisdreck
F*ck you is Fick dich
Piggy is Schweinchen
Pussy is Muschi
Shut up is Halt den mund
I hate you is Ich hasse dich
Stupid is Dumm
Asshole is Arschlock
Shit is Scheiße
Bullshit is sheisdreck
F*ck you is Fick dich
Piggy is Schweinchen
Pussy is Muschi
Shut up is Halt den mund
I hate you is Ich hasse dich
I love you is Ich liebe dich
